"We did our best to raise her, but she's hell bent on living in sin with David Schwimmer."

COUNTERCULTURE

That was lame. 

I don't know why Norma and Jack would be really that angry that their daughter is living with a dude. 

It's not as though she isn't not emulating her mother.

She isn't living in a damn commune.

"Let me in!"

I have to give you the sweet part:

Aww.

She even makes frumpy cardigans pretty.

"Why, yes I do."

Great hair for 1971.

What is it like to pretend to eat food on a sound stage episode after episode?

Lake. Vacation. Cardigan.

Multi-block cardigan!

So pretty.

The Sweater!!

Oh dear, I think Jack just backhanded the camera operator.

Big bird.