"We did our best to raise her, but she's hell bent on living in sin with David Schwimmer."

COUNTERCULTURE

That was lame. 

I don't know why Norma and Jack would be really that angry that their daughter is living with a dude. 

It's not as though she isn't not emulating her mother.

She isn't living in a damn commune.

"Let me in!"

I have to give you the sweet part:

Aww.